Grudge
Match
Is
Robert De Niro so
angry that Rocky
won the Oscar for Best Picture and Raging
Bull didn’t that he
feels the need to step into the ring with Sylvester Stallone and pummel
him? Has De Niro seen Stallone lately? I’m 25-30 years
younger and I wouldn’t be crazy enough to climb into a ring
with Stallone, even if it is all choreographed (plus, I may have said
some mean things about a few of his movies and he strikes me as the
kind of guy who would hold a grudge).
Stallone stars as Razor Sharp – a championship boxer who
battled fellow Pittsburgh phenom and champion Kid McDonnen (Robert
DeNiro) in some of the most legendary fights of the early
1980’s. They each were victorious in one of the two fights,
and Kid was devastated and angered beyond belief when Razor
mysteriously and without explanation dropped out of the tiebreaking
match.
Thirty years later, the two cross paths while filming a video game, and
they still hate each other as much as ever, which leads to a massive
fight all caught on cell phone video and exploding on YouTube. Smelling
an opportunity to make some quick cash, promoter Dante Slate Jr. (Kevin
Hart), sets up the ultimate grudge match between the two senior
citizens, and Razor could use the money, so he reluctantly agrees. Now,
Razor and Kid are forced to face their past, mistakes, missed
opportunities and mortality.
That makes Grudge
Match sound so much deeper than
it really is. Maybe that’s how they convinced De Niro to do
it (but, he probably was excited to work with his buddy and make a nice
penny at the same time). Don’t get me wrong. You will find
many many many movies to hate more than Grudge
Match, but it isn’t
very good either.
Writers Tim Kelleher and Rodney Rothman try to toss in every
melodramatic story line you have ever seen (and you probably saw them
on Dallas
or Days Of Our Lives).
We get the long lost son who appears out of nowhere. We get the love
triangle that tore everyone apart and the former flame who regrets a
big mistake. We get the possibility that someone could DIE if he
fights. It’s all there and then some.
Then, Kelleher and Rothman give us more Rocky
jokes and allusions than
would be allowed by copyright law if Stallone wasn’t
involved. One such joke is cute and funny and self aware. Two is a bit
grating. Several is going to the well too often because you
can’t come up with something better.
Of course, the two writers also throw in plenty of old man jokes, and
leap right into gross out material when those start to run thin.
De Niro and Stallone do the best they can, and you have to admire the
effort of supporting players like Hart, Alan Arkin, Kim Basinger, and
Jon Bernthal. Every member of the primary cast finds some way to
elevate the material enough to make you stay in your seat (unless you
smell fresh popcorn coming from the lobby, then you need to get some of
that yummy stuff before it is all gone).
If you got free tickets to see Grudge
Match, I could see why you are
taking the chance, but if you have the money to spend on a ticket, it
costs the same to see something good like American Hustle or Saving
Mr.
Banks
or Inside
Llewyn Davis.
You could even see Anchorman 2.
It’s all about decisions in life, and, just because Stallone and
De Niro made their decision to star in this one doesn’t mean you
have to watch it (unless Stallone threatens to pummel you).
Grudge Match is rated PG-13 for sports action
violence, sexual content and language.
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