The
Croods
I
remember liking this movie so much better back when it was called Ice
Age and had that funny Scrat. The Croods desperately needs
a Scrat.
Emma Stone stars as Eep – a teenage cavegirl who wants to explore
the world, but her father, Grug (Nicolas Cage), has trained the entire
family to fear everything. In his defense, they are surrounded by all
sorts of prehistoric animals who want to make The Croods into dinner.
However, Eep wanders out one night and meets Guy (Ryan Reynolds). Guy
is a bit more evolved, and he is moving away from this land as the
continents start to drift apart. Grug, Eep and the rest of the family
end up following Guy after it becomes apparent they no longer can stay
in their cave, but the tensions between the two men are starting to
boil over.
Will The Croods find safety and happiness in a new land?
Are Eep and Guy destined to be in love forever?
The Croods will never be called amazing, but
it has its moments of being entertaining. It is the embodiment of the
blandly mediocre as it teases you with the potential of being something
better, but never reaching greatness. It’s the Dallas Cowboys of
the movies.
Writers/directors Kirk De Micco and Chris Sanders go through all of the
predictable motions without ever making The Croods silly and
goofy enough for young kids (who wouldn’t see all of the
predictability), and not making it smart enough to get adults to stand
up and take notice. We even have a character who has one very funny
moment, only to watch that moment recreated to diminished results, like
a TV sit-com developing a catch phrase, so they can sell T-shirts.
And, I am not kidding when I tell you the entire plot and character
traits are lifted from Ice Age. I know they say if you are
going to rip someone off you should steal from the best, but these guys
could have aimed even higher if they wanted massive success.
Stone doesn’t get much of a chance to make anything out of Eep,
since the material is basic, but Cage does pluck at your heart strings
when Grug decides to make a big sacrifice for the family. His enormous
talent warms up the situation and gets the audience to feel a real
emotion for the first time in the entire movie. He’s the only
person involved in this film actually trying to act, instead of just
reading his lines. Meanwhile, Reynolds is so non-descript I
didn’t realize he was the voice of Guy until The Croods
was almost over.
The Croods is a down the middle compromise
where no one really wins and no one really loses.
The Croods is rated PG for some scary action.
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