After
Earth
The
biggest surprise to
be found in After Earth
is unveiled
during the credits when you learn the movie was directed by M. NIGHT
SHYAMALAN!!!!!! You would think he is in the witness protection program
with how invisible he has been during the promotion of this movie and
its advertising.
Jaden Smith stars as Kitai Raige – a young military ranger in
training. It’s about 1000 years after Earth was abandoned by
humans. We ended up on a new planet, but aliens were quite unhappy with
us just moving in and taking over the place, so they have developed
evil monsters, Ursas, who track humans by smelling our fear (they could
have just built some casinos, that seems to work, too).
It turns out Kitai’s Dad, Cypher (Will Smith), is the king of
killing these Ursas and walks around with people fawning all over him
like he is some combination of Sully, Michael Jordan and George
Clooney. However, Dad and
Son don’t really get along, so Cypher decides to bring Kitai
on
his last mission before retirement.
Of course, the transport vehicle hits an asteroid field, and they crash
land on Earth, where everything on the planet has evolved to the point
where it wants to kill any human it faces!
Can Kitai and Cypher work together to
find the device that sends a
rescue beacon?
Did I mention the spaceship also was carrying one of those Ursa things,
and it got loose?
I wasn’t kidding about M. Night Shyamalan being the biggest
surprise. The rest of After
Earth is so predictable and
flat,
we aren’t shocked about anything else.
OK, I was shocked once. You should hear the crazy accents all of the
characters have when they open their mouths! It’s so silly,
it
becomes distracting.
Shyamalan has each character, maybe even that crazy Ursa thing,
speaking in some weird British-type accent. I know it is likely humans
1000 years from now will develop new accents, but this is the same
director who wanted me to believe trees could start poisoning human
beings in The Happening,
so I know he is willing to stray from
reality if he thinks it will make the movie better.
Then, After Earth
is a very straightforward action movie
without enough action. Shyamalan and co-writer Gary Whitta (based on an
idea from Will Smith) try to develop some sub-plots about the Father
and Son relationship and some emotional stuff around all of that, but
it never rises above the status of killing time. Sure, Will Smith has a
couple moments where we can admire him showing us how Cypher wants to
remain unemotional and tries to fight off some tears, but Leonard Nimoy
cornered the market on the whole no emotions thing, so he should have
dove into the emotional pool to liven up After
Earth.
Meanwhile, Jaden Smith is not enough to carry the movie. He’s
not
a horrible actor, but he doesn’t have enough charisma to
overcome
some bad special effects and a weak script. I never feel captivated by
him.
Overall, After Earth
is just an OK movie. It’s not a good
movie. It’s not a bad movie. It just is there. It’s
mostly
boring and all of the action scenes need to be amped up.
Most of all, make sure you don’t bring kids. It’s
rated
PG-13, and I was sitting next to a 6-year old little girl who was so
frightened by it all, she was hiding her eyes, pulling her shirt above
her head and crying the whole time.
After
Earth is rated PG-13 for sci-fi action
violence and some disturbing images.
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