300:
Rise Of An Empire
It took 7 years to make the sequel, and THIS is the best they could
come up with?
They're back! Well, not The 300, but people who kind of know The 300.
They are friends or casual acquaintances.
Set around the same time as the first 300, but focusing on
other characters in the nearby vicinity, Sullivan Stapleton stars as
Themistokles - the Athenian leader who killed Xerxes father and
inspired the young man to become a ruthless dictator hell bent on
revenge. While Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) is off battling with King
Leonidas, the dude’s kind of adopted sister, Artemisia (Eva
Green), leads the Persian Navy into battle against Themistokles, and
could win if the Greek warrior can’t find a way to unite all of
Greece to fight the Persians.
Are we looking at this year’s Razzie winner?
300: Rise Of An Empire is a movie completely
and utterly designed around one special effect repeated over and over
and over and over again to the point of cartoonishness. Each person who
gets stabbed or sliced or decapitated instantly gushes about a gallon
of blood in some weird slow motion directly at the screen in the shape
of a modern art sculpture. Is this what moviegoers have been waiting
for all of their lives? Is this the height of entertainment these days?
You have to admit, a movie that combines a decapitation scene and
gratuitous female nudity in the first two minutes is setting “new
standards” in film, and even a horse gets to stomp
someone’s head in (which could be a Hollywood first), which means
300: Rise Of An Empire is one of those
productions that places value on the prurient. Sure, you get fight
scene after fight scene, but none of it has any dramatic weight to it.
You’re watching a high budget snuff film at some level.
Writers Zack Snyder and Kurt Johnstad (based on the graphic novel by
Frank Miller) don’t have to do much writing. Typing in
“grunt” or “bellow a war cry” probably
didn’t take a day of reflective soul searching to come up with,
but they also toss in these ridiculous speeches that are supposed to be
rabble rousing inspirational Shakespearean-type moments, but, instead,
drone on and on to put you to sleep.
Plus, they provide a 15-minute narration to open 300: Rise of an
Empire that is supposed to set the stage and explain everything,
but is so confounding it explains nothing! No one is here for the
writing, and Snyder and Johnstad don’t do anything to change your
mind.
Then, to justify making you pay the 3D ticket price or the special
effects budget, we are subject to constant floating embers and dust in
every scene, which makes you think it is snowing. Instead of adding to
the atmosphere, it becomes distracting.
300: Rise Of An Empire is nowhere near as fun
or good as the first one.
300: Rise Of An Empire is rated R for strong
sustained sequences of stylized bloody violence throughout, a sex
scene, nudity and some language.
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