"How in the world can you make a
gangster movie with Johnny Depp into one of the most boring movies of
the year? We’re talking gangsters and Tommy Guns and bank
robberies and the cool way they stand on the side rail of the car while
making a get away!"
"She doesn't believe in love, and sets
out to make a documentary about it. Then, she finds Michael Cera. It
looks like a real life version of Nick and Norah's Infinite
Playlist."
"It is a world where amazingly
gorgeous
women like Megan Fox get turned on by guys who look like Shia LaBeouf
and Dwight Shrute. Where is this strange, magical land and how can I
become a citizen?."
"Let me get this straight.
It’s about
a guy who has to be blackmailed into marrying Sandra Bullock?
Blackmailed? He’d have to be married to Scarlett Johansson
for
that to be realistic."
"The Will Ferrell Comedy Train might
be out of steam. While he and the team are looking to mine our
childhood nostalgia to sell some tickets to the movie, what they find
and present to us is fool’s gold."
"When comedy after comedy fails to
tickle, cajole or even flirt with your funny bone (I’m
talking about you, Land of the Lost), finding one
that makes you laugh
at almost every joke and every scene is about as exciting as finding
that special lady who makes you melt when she smiles."
"Is it time for some Star
Trek puns, like “my phasers are set to
stunned?”
NO!
This is a different Star Trek. It’s
hipper. It’s hotter. It’s going to be the biggest
movie of the summer, and no corny little one-liners will do it justice.
"
