"Don’t
worry. Despite having the word “Green” in the
title, Matt Damon is not some eco-warrior trying to destroy an evil
polluter, save the dolphins or attempting to take down Toyota (they
seem to be doing that all on their own). It’s a war movie."
"I hate
the ending. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it with
the passion of 1000 burning suns. I hate it more than Kim Basinger
hates Alec Baldwin. I hate it more than Garfield hates Mondays. Other
than that, Remember Me isn’t so bad."
"Feels
like some sort of educational trick to make kids learn about Greek
mythology, but the only thing you will learn about is your cineplex's
refund policy."
"We
root for him as he seeks to avenge his daughter's innocent death,
unless you are still angry at Gibson for Passion
of the Christ, the drunk driving
incident, or cheating on his wife with a Russian hottie and knocking
her up (other than that, he's still a good hero, even if we don't need
another hero)."
"Cameron
would rather fill the movie with
lots of running around, lots of swinging around, lots of riding around,
and lots of flying around. I was worried the love story was going to
detract from the action and more intense sub-plots, but it's just as
thin and underdeveloped as the rest of Avatar."
